had a dream i went on a date with her (at the grocery store? it was really nice tho) and i said that i hadn't ever played a specific video game and a guy walking past us went WHAT and then his dog jumped on me and was so cute and cuddly. then she went on to explain the game for 20 minutes while i was cuddling a cute fluffy golden retriever and at some point the dog switched to her and i was just stroking her hair and she was sitting in my lap and then she kissed me on the cheek.
then i woke up.
nice dream, not nice waking up
i played for like 4 minutes and it was cold and miserable but i did it!
trump but with like every single law. y'all know he's a convicted rapist, right? what about that is not giving you warning bells and red flags?
i hate conservatives so fucking much.
literally them
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relapsed in january, cut LITERALLY ONCE they sent me to the mental hospital. SO not worth it
you ever had a relapse that’s so mid you wish you just stayed clean lmao
necessary for you all to see
WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO WEE YAY WYEE !! WEWEWEE!!
i literally did this with her but instead i was sitting on a couch and she was kneeling on the floor
i could not think at all but i managed to do her makeup a little bit
at the end when i was doing her lips i got to hold her chin and pull it up so that i could see her lips and im sure my face was as red as a stop sign
Can I sit on your lap and do your makeup? I'm not very good at it... but I'd like to try.
just bombed it. best i can get is a 60. for all my non americans, that is a failing grade.
AHHHHH
i have a math test this morning. first period. i did not study over the weekend. its on sine/cosine/tangentss. my graphing calculator is not charged. i had to wake up at 5:30 to make a notes sheet.
sending support and arson (for legal reasons this is a joke) from boston
To my uk trans people and allies out there.
nooo not my rizzler!!
DO IT or ill throw a pig at you (the pig will be fine, i cant say the same for y'all)
@sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh @woollychicken @thatlesbianmallgoth @littlechaoscryptid
 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!
Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.
@ey-theys-was-coronas
@fangirlhehe
I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-