Au Where Time Travel Shenanigans Occur And A Younger Nightwing Is Shot From The Past Smack Dab In The

HUH??? Dc??? Is being??? Nice???

First they gave dick a personality again, now they’re teasing Donna and Roy back together???

And THEN???

NOBODY SAY SIKE I WANT TO BELIEVE

Dick looking for Jason

Dick: Jason?

Dick: Jay?

Jason: *Sitting in the corner of a dark room*

Dick: Ok.

Okay I have a question for the My Hero Academia people? I stopped watching 4 years ago because it went downhill imo but four years ago was 2020 so my TikTok is still chock full of content

Spoilers from here on ig?

Deku stays a teacher?? Fine? Okay ig?

But the thing that confuses me is how low Bakugou is on the hero charts. And people keep going, duh? He’s so abrasive, my siblings in Christ he’s literally won the IRL popular vote every year for 9 years.

Like he was telling Izuku to kill himself and still beating everyone up in terms of fan favorite.

So

Why

Isn’t

He

Higher up on the charts??

Like there is real life evidence that he would be popular??

I dreamt a comic panel where Bruce described first Dick and then Diana. And it was like: Robin: My partner, my son, a hero. And then Diana was: Wonder woman: a woman 😭

friend: so i heard you like batman

me:

me: are you sure you’re ready for this conversation

Listen do I believe that Dick Grayson is borderline demisexual and needs a close personal connection to feel any kind of sexual or romantic feelings for someone. Yes 100%.

Do I also believe that Dick Grayson uses the “I will fuck your mom so she can finally have a son that she can love” threat

or the

“yeah keep talking shit and I’ll fuck you wife” threat while 100% meaning them…

Yeah 1000%

This is a very spiteful man

He thrives off of being a petty motherfucker

How else is he supposed to get his kicks? He has like 5 billion things to do this week.

Tim ruins them financially

Dick sleeps with their wives or mothers okay

This was 100% derived from that one fic I read where Dick got with Tim’s step mom and has almost no canon correlation.

Do I still think this deeply fits with the canon characterization of 17-23yr old Dick Grayson

Yeah

So now it’s canon

I’ve seen a lot of people talk about jump b4 looking Grayson vs meticulously planning everything Grayson

And my final conclusion is

If dick is reeling from a loss (Donna, Bruce) he becomes callous and scarifies shit to the mission

If Dick is the main one in charge he is meticulously planning everything to make sure everyone is okay

If hes alone (not solo like alone, there is no one who gives enough of a fuck to catch him) he’s gonna rely on the spontaneity

.. Approved? Disapproved?

Discuss

I have 10 wips rn so here is an excerpt of one.

Dick knew once Bruce told him the story of his parent's murder, in the acerbic light of the juvenile detention hall that served as the place for their second meeting, that they were not same.

Even if Bruce believed they were.

Bruce told his story in the hushed tone of morning light. His eyes shining with the pain of memory as he detailed the moment he saw Martha Wayne, his mother die in front of him.

Dick knew as soon as Bruce uttered that final fateful sentence, a recounting of watching his mothers pearls scatter onto the blood-soaked ground, only to roll away to places he has searched time and time again and never found.

That Bruce was far-far luckier than him.

Because Bruce might have trained all around the world but Bruce was not raised by the watchful eyes of hundreds of men and women who didn't speak a shared language but still called each other family.

Bruce did not spend his time being babysat by Hala, the widower of a pearl diver who once held Dicks hands and told him, with the gentle reflection of the night sky in her eyes, tone alight with pride at her history, her life, her late husband, how she had made jewellery out of the pearls and sold them.

How her husband could not do it because you needed small, gentle hands to be able to tie a protective knot in-between each pearl as to make sure when the necklace breaks you will not lose too many if pressure causes the string to snap.

the rest of this will be on my ao3 eventually but for now~~~~~

Single parent Dick Grayson on the brain rn

Does anyone have any fics?

I’m not talking about like Dick raising one of the robins im talking about a whole ass child like a baby.

The only canon character I will accept is Mari Grayson but plz

Someone give this man a tiny child.

If any fanfic writers come across this and need convincing I give you.

-Jason comes back from the dead and decides it’s revenge time and it gets ruined bc wtf why does Dick have a 5 year old. Why is the 5 year old adorable? He cannot kill this 5yr olds dad even if he is a dick (lowercase)

- young Tim being an uncle (wtf is he supposed to do here??) and calling Steph bc she knows things and him getting yelled at bc “oh bc I’m a girl ik how to child rear?? Fuck you” this is not why he called her but now he’s too scared to try and clarify.

-Lian and Baby Grayson play dates

-23 yr old Dick has a Baby, he got adopted at 22. Baby is legally Bruce’s grandchild. Bruce is a grandpa at 38 wtf is he supposed to do here. He’s being broody his son is dead! He can’t care about a chil- awwww look they’re smiling at me hiii baby

-Damian and baby Grayson fighting during Bruce time stream vacation. Baby Grayson “well I’m the blood child so there!” Cue Damian violently screaming.

-titans baby sitting shenanigans

-each person who interacts with baby Grayson decides to buy the child their hero merch. This is competition. Dick has about 5 closets worth of baby sized hero merch he doesn’t do laundry for 3 months..

Baby Grayson being a freakishly good acrobat like their dad and scaring everyone (why is the 4 yr old doing a backflip) Batman finally feels vindicated bc everyone knows how hard it was to keep Dick on the ground and not a chandelier now.

Plz send links if anyone has anything like this or writes something I require content and it’s midterms

what is your favorite fic of all time ?

The Nightwing protocol by purple soot