James: Guys I Think I’m Homophobic…

This has nothing to do with the Marauders fandom, but look at my cat, she has a mustache

On the other hand, I finished my crazy jegulus wedding with infidelity jily/bartylus fanfic and I'll probably will be posting it tonight

Feliz navidad!

What would you let me do to you if I appear and I lean over you and I kiss you till you get wet 🤭

I'm a 17 year old homosexual

Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

The Main six Baldur's Gate Companions

Jack: “DAAAAAAAAAAAAD, Claire is being mean to me!”

Castiel: “If you continue doing that, Claire, you won't have ice-cream as dessert.”

Dean: “But we still love you.”

Castiel, looking at Dean: “Why do you say that everytime I'm scolding one of them?”

Dean: “I'm…”

Castiel: “Don't answer! You're going to say something sad. Then I'll feel bad for you and then I'll want to kill your dad.”

eddie: nobody thinks buck and i are dating

chimney: raise your hand if you think eddie and buck are dating!

everyone: *raises hands*

eddie: BUCK PUT YOUR HAND DOWN!

geto-sama never left his mind <3

(mine neither)

I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."

So my dad's playing Baldur's Gate 3 and during the conversation where you recruit Astarion he asks me if he's a vampire. Like it's so obvious

James: I'm definitely the one in charge in this relationship.

Regulus: Babe, stand up.

James: stands up

Regulus: Sit down.

James: sits down

Regulus: Look over here.

James: looks at him

Regulus: Hm, interesting.