I Scare People Lots Because I Walk Very Softly And They Don’t Hear Me Enter Rooms So When They Turn

i’m speechless.

me, after ‘‘‘accidentally’’’ running into the sexy vampire lady who owns the 14th-century gothic castle i decided to take shelter in for the night: oops, sorry, didn’t see you there! ;) *unfastens one of my shirt buttons so my neck is exposed* kinda hot in here, don’t you think? ;) *unfastens another button*

Petition to rename Texas Chainsaw Massacre to Yeesaw

so many men have no idea what to do when confronted with a woman who isn’t putting on a customer service personality

sir that’s my emotional support knife collection

wow! all bosses are corrupt

you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia

this post came from god

yeah

#kin and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by adhdtoga

Me, flopping down on my bed: *in a muffled voice* gender is hard and girls are pretty