Jerry Plot: I Want To Fuck This Girl But I Forgot The Name Of Her Dog.

Can you take my white ass to target

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

Now that it’s getting colder and dark so early here are some cozy anthropomorphic illustration by Chris Dunn to warm your soul:

I typed “no this is Patrick” and I got in

This is scoliosis :) 

Hash tag I did not make this.

I never uploaded my safety wizard costume cause I didn't get good photos so here's some from the work day!

And a special low quality recording!

I got several questions about why I wore a beard.

Because wizards have beards! XD

the irrepressible yearning to soak your weary bones beneath the glorious spray of a long luxuriant hot shower, versus the unbearable repugnance of becoming wet