*clears Throat*

...don’t tell me it’s all about to fall in love with OC just to find out he’s not even one of the MCs in the next book

*crying in heartbroken*

“You don’t want to look at me. It would destroy us.” Eros and Psyche 💘

Hermes: Putting 'uwu' at the end of a sentence makes that sentence cute and unharmful.

Aphrodite: I love you uwu

Hephaestus: I just got food uwu

Ares: I'm gonna murder you uwu

Hephaestus: Please don't do that uwu

Ares: No promises uwu

*Percy and Piper friendship would include*

(Also Major Spoiler alert!!!)

-A whole lot of PRANKS

-I mean a LOT

- 3 AM drives around the city

- Annoying Jason and Annabeth with some absurd theories bcoz both look really cute when mad

- Helping each other on dates

- Piper loving Estelle and drops by every 2 weeks with really expensive toys for her

- When Percy asks her why she brings so many toys Piper replies, "Isn't that the way you show love..? My dad would do that to me.."

- She even can get Estelle to sleep when no one else could with her stories of her Grandpa Tom

- Percy teaching Piper skateboarding

- Piper and Percy's surfing competition

- Piper telling Percy about her and Leo's pranks when they were at school when Percy looks depressed from Tartarus memories

- Percy being totally supportive when Piper tells him she is bi

(Because he was kind of embarrassed on how he reacted when Nico told them)

- Percy and Annabeth making a point to visit Piper every week after Jason's death

- Percy talking about some weird stuff and trying to make Piper laugh cos he didn't lose just Jason, he lost a part of Piper too

- Just...Percy and Piper

Athena: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Ares will and will not eat.

Persephone: Grass? Yes!

Athena: Moss? Yes.

Persephone: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Athena: Shoelaces? Strange, but true.

Persephone: Worms? Sometimes!

Athena: Rocks? Usually no.

Persephone: Twigs? Usually!

Athena: Aphrodite's cooking? Inconclusive!

Apollo: How did you… test this?

Athena: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Apollo: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Aphrodite: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Nico to Will:

finished reading the caraval trilogy and now i feel empty

if you ever feel weak then just remember that luke got beaten by a blue plastic hair brush, yea the guy who is said to be the best swordsman still lost to an heiress with a plastic hair brush.