It Really Sucks That The Whole Dinosaur Thing Was A Practical Joke From God Because—

I’m starting to think I need to rewatch Umbrella Academy. How do I know? I’m getting compilations recommended on youtube

Why the fuck has no one told me there’s a Supernatural x Scooby Doo crossover episode??

So when Jesus flips over the tables it’s “righteous anger” but when I do it it’s “taking monopoly too seriously” and “ruining family game night” ??

#our fuh mn duh #possibly our fuh mn death #just depends on the day

How come when Crowley’s driving on a long, straight stretch he goes slow enough that other cars can pass him, yet on turny roads he feels the need to swerve all over the place?

Perhaps he expects the sudden turning to cause a certain someone to slide closer….

Queer stories with religious symbolism? Delicious

Why is no one talking about “jiggery pokery”

I’ve not seen one singular jiggery pokery post

Why is no one adding jiggery pokery to their “tickety boo” and “wiggle on” lists?????

I fixed it

The most unrealistic thing about season 2 is Nina’s seeming idea that six shots of espresso is a lot. Babe, you run of coffee shop. The manager at the coffee shop I work at had 20 shots in one day. Keep up.

I think maybe I’ll be like one of those people on Instagram with the spam accounts where they post multiple times a day and by day three of following them you’ve met all their friends and know all about their mommy issues