Aziraphale Can Draw. Aziraphale Is Incapable Of Saying His Feelings Out Loud. Thus My Proposal:

Upon rewatching wwdits, I’ve caught myself several times making that sound Nandor makes. Y’know. Eeeescch.

Frenchie is definitely my favorite “minor character.” I’d be so curious to learn more about him, and I figure we surely will considering he’s one of the ones that has to stick with Ed ((:

obsessed with frenchie as a character. invented the pyramid scheme. terrified of cats. doesn’t even do pirate stuff. just plays his little lute and sings. doesn’t really do anything violent, like, ever. they get raided by the english navy and he just stands there plucking his lute unbothered. very emotionally aware and knows how to read a room. says cute shit like “cheers, me dears!” loves conspiracy theories. likes to draw. likes to design spaces by drawing out blueprints. calls his friends ‘babe’. the only one brave enough to ask the Blackbeard after they’re invaded if he’s gonna kill them after they repair the ship. tells stede “wiggle the hips” during his duel with izzy. cheers when izzy gets punched. somehow gets a reputation for being able to sew so ed keeps him as one of two [2] members of stede’s crew to stay with him after he abandons the rest on a desert island. “they’re such DICKS about spoons.”

Observation/Question: Do Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty?*

Research your problem: In order to fuck nasty, the beings would need to be in possession of genitals which, as we know, would require them to Make An Effort of one form or another lest they—presumably—appear as smooth as a barbie doll down there.

Hypothesis: Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty.

Evidence/Analysis: The crowd gasps as Gabriel turns around. While this could be surprise at the lack of genitals, if someone were to be completely smooth there, I would expect a more dramatic reaction. Furthermore, Nina calls Gabriel Aziraphale’s “naked man friend.” I imagine she would have chosen a different description if the angel was lacking the expected body parts.

Conclusion: Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty.

So when Jesus flips over the tables it’s “righteous anger” but when I do it it’s “taking monopoly too seriously” and “ruining family game night” ??

Making a first post on any social media is like placing a really pretty sticker or writing in a brand new journal. There’s no going back and I think that’s why I only have two Instagram posts and also a really nice, really empty journal 

Why the fuck has no one told me there’s a Supernatural x Scooby Doo crossover episode??

He’s soooooooooo me (I’m drinking hot chocolate)

Sometimes I’m on the internet for too long and I go out in public and remember that a lot of people actually… don’t like queer people??

I don’t keep up much with the Olympics, but every time I see someone got sick, or fell, or got hurt, or whatever, I just feel so bad. These people have worked so hard for so long, and some of them might never get another chance ):