Ohhh So Hes Pathetic. Ok. Got It. Deploy The Hyperfixation

South Park head-canons:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show was Cartmans childhood movie. His mom was on some pretty heavy drugs when he was 5-6 years old so she didn’t care much about what he was watching, this also further set them back into poverty so the only movies Cartman had at home were some VHS tapes and CDs Liane had from her childhood or her early 20’s. One of these CDs is The Rocky Horror Picture show. He ends up showing Kenny the Rocky Horror picture show when they’re both around 7, and then the rocky horror virus spread across their friend groups by the time they’re all teens.

I don’t know how but I can just *tell* post COVID Stan has at LEAST been through one divorce.

I mean just look at him

I can’t believe Randy Marsh canonly has a cutie mark

They are so silly i love them they’re the best friends

cartman trying to save kenny scene from the special you will always be famous

Whenever i listen to Genesis (which is a LOT it’s my favorite band, i am listening to The Lamb Lies down on broadway while im trying this.) i just think, “Genesis, more like GENDER-CIS!!!!” And i hate it get it out of my head get it out get out get out get out get out

I think my 8th grade history notes are very special indeed

BRO I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYONE TALK ABOJT IT BUT ITS CANON THAT WHEN CARTMANS UPSET LIANE DRUGS HIM WITH OPIODS??? In let go gov she puts codine in his tea because hes crying. SHE IS FEEDING HIM NARCOTICS!!!!!!! Nobody wants to talk about how bad of a person Liane is because she’s hot

Okay but WHAT is bro wearing?? Bros got the ripped skinny jeans and cropped tank top combo and for some reason jakes alive WHILE he has the Jake tattoo?? He served cunt though I’ll give him that (I just discovered that is a phrase and I love it I’m so sorry for overusing it)