@rotten-hare

buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers

hi kaz do you want to play a games

YESSSS HI BUILY

“funny.”

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

on one hand. is basing a horror franchise off of these horrific tragedies insensitive. Yes. on the other hand they turned me into a marketable plushie and i need it in my arms Nyeow.

it’s literally me why can’t i have it

wgat the fuck

WHY AM I NOT IN THE RACING GAME

*stepping over my own corpse* sorry about that. it's nice to meet you. yeah don't worry about it, it'll despawn in a few minutes.

tch...whatever.......golden freddy jumpscare sound dot wav

hey uh the devil told me to be more social if i’m gonna stay on earth instead of moving on so um. hello Adult I Don’t Know im golden freddy fnaf real

@g0ldenbear

Hello golden Freddy! What's the devil like are they cool?

“he probably doesn’t need to be babysat all the time, he’s ten.”

(Right?)

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.