G0ldenbear - Funniest Dead Child This Side Of Utah

“i have taught you well.”

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

*sneaks into your lab with seam rippers to take apart your carefully reassembled abomination without you noticing before you can reanimate it*

bears repeating

I DON’T i don’t have a camera :( i access tumblr thru the power of agony alone

fuck yessss spiderposting.....they’re like everywhere in the back room, i’ve named them

@g0ldenbear

pleeeease tell me you have pictures that's so cute

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

"CHARACTER SWEEP!!!!" isn't a statement. it is a battle cry

“oh, i- ok.”

(Okay. Okay, that’s good.)

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

Shoutouts to this MLP name generator for creating the best possible friend group