For Those Wondering: Every Fat Person You Know

soap is a milf chaser. period.

i dare y'all to fight me on that.

Oh hunnie. Yes just YES!!!

Johnny get's turned on when you call him mutt. No I will not elaborate further

AHHHHHHH!!

Holy fucking shit. When I originally wrote Loving Husband I honestly never expected it to reach over 1000 notes

I love y'all so much 🥹🥹🥹

Loving Husband pt 4 Is in the making, currently have brain rot but I won't let you all down 😤😤

Gaz is a nasty dog

So we've already established that Soap is a dog but what we haven't established is how Gaz is so much worse. On base he is so calm and collected, yeah he shows you off (obviously) but he never talks about the amazing head you give, or how great your tits are and no matter how many times Johnny begs he doesn't show him spicy photos of you. They're reserved for Gaz and Gaz alone

But sometimes. Sometimes he just can't help himself. For instance you two have been apart for a very long time and for Gaz that was torture. So when he Captain offers to drive him to pick you up Gaz just couldn't stop himself from getting in the back seat of the car and stripping you naked.

No he doesn't care that it's broad daylight. No he doesn't care of people can see him. And no. He doesn't care if his Captain sees him fucking you. Gaz just loves you so much, he's missed you and he can't wait until he's home to show you how much his dick has missed you

@codnasties I saw this link and IMMEDIATELY thought of you <3

I read your little stories/drabbles, really liked them by the way.

If I could give you a tip, coming from someone who did the same mistake for years in soooo many fics I wrote till I found out, because English is my first language lol, it is not "You was" but "You were"!

Otherwise keep up the good work ❤️

I'm crying 🥲

Stuff like this makes me so happy because I'm always so scared that people wouldn't like my stuff ❤️

And honestly any tips or advice is greatly appreciated ❤️

idk this seemed funnier in my head

THE GUYZ

y/n: Simon you're the meanest person I know 💀 the other day I asked you if I was pretty and you said "yeah. Pretty annoying" 😡

Ghost 💀: I was literally joking! How could you not tell

y/n: Keep 1 eye open tonight

Ghost 💀: What was that supposed to mean

y/n: 💀💀💀

Ghost 💀: OK THAT'S NOT FUNNY I'M LITERALLY GOING TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND LOOK AT THE DOOR

y/n: I'M JOKING GHOST

Ghost 💀: Well that joke wasn't fucking funny!

y/n: Bro you are like 6'4, you could overpower me in a heartbeat 💀

Ghost 💀: 6'6 actually, and height doesn't mean strength

y/n: You're just pure muscle I wanna be underneath

Gaz ✨: AYO WHAT???

Soap 🧼: ARE Y'ALL HEARING THIS

y/n: 🛐🛐🛐 < me at Ghost rn

a few reminders because i’m tired and angry

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

adult women aren’t inherently creepy for being in fandom and having hobbies apart from raising babies and doing taxes

the vast majority of people pushing back against the worrying trend of instigating harassment over fictional characters and relationships aren’t incest supporters or pedophiles, actually

liking a m/f ship doesn’t make someone a dirty heterosexual invading your space

preferring gay ships doesn’t make you ‘’woke’’ and good

no one owes you a disclaimer that they are a good person who recognizes that their favorite fictional villain’s actions are evil and that they don’t condone those actions irl

liking a fictional villain is in no way comparable to advocating abuse/murder/genocide/etc and you’re a fucking idiot if you believe that

just because a woman is attracted to a fictional villain doesn’t mean she’s promoting toxic relationships or going to end up in a toxic relationship. assuming women can’t tell fiction and reality apart stinks of internalized misogyny 

some rando’s a/b/o fanfics have none of the level of influence that popular tv shows and movies spreading propaganda have

no one owes you a detailed description of their traumas and mental health problems

abusive relationships are not the same as enemies to lovers ships

y’all need to chill the fuck out over people, relationships, actions and events that don’t actually exist and learn how to enjoy and discuss them like normal people

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

feel free to add more

Mutuals I want you to know that if you are feeling down I am handing you little heart stickers through the computer

I looovvveeee König. He's my lil baby, I'd happily have his big ass babies

But

I am sick and tired of seeing Task Force headcanons and seeing my beloved Kyle being replaced by König

König aint apart of Task Force 141, never has been, never will be. GAZ IS JUST AS IMPORTANT AS PRICE, SOAP AND GHOST

Rant over

Masterlist

Last updated: June 9 2022

Criminal Minds

Spencer Reid

Spencer Reid x Gender Neutral Reader (Requested)

Posted: October 16 2020

Summary: Spencer finds a spider in your bathroom

Spencer Reid x Gender Neutral Reader (Not Requested)

Posted: December 14 2020

Summary: Spencer Reid Christmas mistletoe headcannon thing

Spencer Reid x Gender Neutral Reader (Requested)

Posted: June 23 2021

Summary: You are an agent of the BAU and a case goes wrong

David Rossi

David Rossi x Female Reader (Not Requested)

Posted: December 30 2019

Summary: David finds out you slept at the office

David Rossi x Female Reader (Not Requested)

Posted: December 30 2019

Summary: You decide to do something stupid while David is distracted

David Rossi x Female Reader (Requested)

Posted: January 1 2020

Summary: Your boyfriend breaks up with you by phone call at JJ's wedding and David makes you feel better

David Rossi x Female Reader (Requested)

Posted: May 16 2020

Summary: You get stabbed on a case

David Rossi x Female Reader (Requested)

Posted: May 29 2020

Summary: You try to get David to take his medicine after he gets hurt at work

Aaron Hotchner

Aaron Hotchner x Gender Neutral Reader (Requested)

Posted: July 20 2021

Summary: You have a nightmare after being kidnapped. Luckily Aaron is there to comfort you.

Harry Potter

Remus Lupin

Remus Lupin x Gender Neutral Reader (Not Requested)

Posted: December 20 2020

Summary: Remus accidentally hurts you, his spouse during a full moon

Remus Lupin x Gender Neutral Reader (Not Requested)

Posted: December 29 2020

Summary: Just some cuddles with Remus

Remus Lupin x Gender Neutral Reader (Not Requested)

Posted: February 1 2021

Summary: You are secretly dating Remus and your friends are trying to set you up thinking you are oblivious to the others feelings

Luna Lovegood

Luna Lovegood x Gender Neutral Reader (Requested)

Posted: June 29 2021

Summary: A bet between your friends helps you get a girlfriend

Percy Weasley

Percy Weasley x Female Reader (Requested)

Posted: July 10 2021

Summary: Your childhood bestfriend shows up at your house after the war

Neville Longbottom

Neville Longbottom x Gender Neutral Reader (Requested)

Posted: November 5 2021

Summary: Your boyfriend attempts to say "I love you" for the first time

Marvel

Bruce Banner

Bruce Banner x Female Reader (Requested)

Posted: July 14 2021

Summary: After a stressful mission Bruce can't change back. You are the only one who can help

Stranger Things

Max Mayfield

Max Mayfield x Female Reader (Requested)

Posted: December 24 2021

Summary: Max doesn't want to hide anymore

(Part 2)

Dustin Henderson

Dustin Henderson x Tall! Male reader

Posted: June 5 2022

Summary: Just cuddles with Dustin

Ships

Clauman (ao3 link)

Posted: June 9 2022

Summary: Murray and Scott see eachother again after a decade