I’m Ready To Get A New Friend Group

I love men who seem like their only personality trait is loving their wife

I’m gonna dance as a workout and it’s motivation bc I want to get better at dancing without feeling like a fat pig and then I’m taking my cousin walking for legit hours tomorrow

Y’all I think my mental health is getting....

WORSE

Bet you didn’t see that one coming LMAO DJFPENEWPAWLUS 🤡🤡🤡🤯🥺💥🍆👸🏾😱🥰👾💀🤖🙈🙉🙊🐒 🤡🤡🤡

i am the magic chicken nugget

AND I CURSE YOU

with a binge.

hEY wHOA WHOA WHOA HEAR ME OUT

this is a special binge

you will eat a food you really love

and you will not feel guilty

and you will forgive yourself

and you will not gain weight.

don’t disrespect the magic chicken nugget. reblog and eAT!!!!!!1!1!!!!

I’m crying in the fucking changing room bc I cant fit into a fucking large and my friend is just a medium and small and I just wanna die.

don’t ever feel bad for asking me to tag a trigger

i do not care what the trigger is

i will tag it for you

you have legitimate reasons to be triggered by it

and i am not one to question those reasons

so just send me an ask

anonymous if you’re scared

and i will tag it all the time in future

your wellbeing is worth twenty extra seconds of my time at least

best feeling? weighing yourself and seeing a lower number ✨

rb to see a lower number tomorrow morning!

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

ReBlOg n’ Go crAzY gO sTuPiD lose 25 pounds this month.✅❌🛑🖤🔒📌 AHHGGGGAGHHH!