If War Soldier Ena Theory, Then Genie Perchance Resembles The Glorified Promises Of War/the Nationalist

shrimp miku

i experience and express sexual attraction in a totally normal and healthy way

need to bend gabriel over and CLANG CLANG CLANG until he’s all tuckered out and i can put him somewhere comfy to sleep

i love them so much i need to make them fight to the death and scavenge for nutrients in the puddles of gore

do you guys think. maybe just a little. that gabriel does the tiniest bit of bird stuff? just a little?

maybe old riches catch his eye a little more than they should. maybe his wings puff up right before a battle, or when he’s mad, or when he’s scared. maybe, despite all their angelic glory, they need help being preened (maybe his wings look a little ratty? new fic idea!). does he avoid rain? try to clean off gore in puddles?

it’s probably just me wanting to take this big scary thing[tm] and slather it in hcs. but it’s also just a thought. for now… heheheh…

what do you mean i can’t make two fictional men kiss. what do you mean i have to “go to work” and “clock in for my shift”

deltarune au where asgore is a drug addict and overdoses in that one alleyway and alphys finds him and screams "MEW MEW! GET THE NARCAN!" referring to the cat that's probably just some homeless guy that likes milk

i beg to sniffer

need sex where its just a fistfight with a guy and we dont even do anything sexual we just beat the fuck out of each other and get hard about it