Stuff I Like That Makes Me Feel Masc

I had a bad day, you know what that means,

Time to get high and fuck the shit out of myself while thinking about being treated like a pet

reblog if you’re pro-plushie humping <3 ignore if you’re normal :)

i love tumblr ill be like 'oh i need to kill myself' and then there will be an older man with big hairy tits and a big hairy tummy on my dash and ill be like 'actually everything is fine'

— WESTERN.

perv abusive older brother making you cockwarm him with your mouth while he drinks and smokes and plays video games... putting out his cigarettes on your shoulders... pissing right down your throat whenever he has to go... and of course, brutally facefucking you whenever his game makes him mad

“i’m not a dog” I say getting on my knees to beg for your attention

“don’t treat me like i’m your dumb dog” I say as you coo at me and play with my hair after a long day

Why not be the man you want?

You’ll only know how things feel when you try them. Put on that heavy leather jacket of your parent; pair with dark-washed jeans and a pair of boots that are older than you; maybe that musky, woody scent. Who cares if it's bigger than your body? If your pants are too loose? If your shoes are too tight? Allow yourself to test the waters. Allow yourself to be a guy. To act like a guy. To smell like a guy. To be around other guys.

But most importantly, allow yourself to enjoy: take that faggot you've always wanted but feared rejection from, and talk to him. Fuck him hard. Leave your mark on him: hickeys, bites, slap marks. Pull his hair so hard that strands of it collect in your palms. Make him moan for you. Not for anyone else. Stop waiting for someone to pick you up and have you instead, when you can have this slut all to yourself; fight the first bastard in an establishment who dares to raise his voice in the slightest to you — overpower him, hit him back, show him that your bite is as strong as his, if not stronger. You don't have to live in his shadow when you can make him live in yours; Get a hobby, whether it involves physical contact or not. Work to be the best at what you love most. And you know why? Because you can be anything you want to be, man. Can't you see that you've already come halfway? Can't you see how much you can still improve in yourself?

Be proud to be a guy. Live to be a guy. That's your time.

Where they say: “You’re a freak”, I say: “That’s a fucking art.”

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ. SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something. MAROON = You taught me something new. CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. CYAN = We have very little in common THISTLE = I only just started following you INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it) VERMILION = You make me feel passionate HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname LAVENDER = You inspire me CORAL = You’re a meme UMBER = I want to know more about you FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class SAFFRON = I love your ideas TIMBERWOLF = I trust you FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you PLUM = I’d like to chat with you TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic SAGE = You make me cry CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something! VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now