*gordon Ramsey At A Kink Party Voice* Cockwarming? You Call This Warm? It's Bloody Burnt That Thing Is.

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

boys who want to be kidnapped or treated like an actual pet or manipulated or intoxicated are the sweetest things on this earth and i don't make the rules

“Little love” “my dove” “puppy” “pretty boy” “doll” “babydoll”

My legs are spread so so wide you don’t understand guys

— WESTERN.

i’m gonna go crazy i need to be filled i need to be pinned the fuck down in a mating press with no chance of moving or getting out and all i can do is lay there and take his cock fucking me so hard it almost hurts and i’m squirming and whimpering like a bitch while he tells me how much of a good cock slut i am

listen up chat, my weird sexualisation of appalachian folk music got me wondering. do any of u play instruments?

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

need a blue collar dad that comes home from his shift exhausted and drenched in sweat, only to find me naked and worked up in his bed fucking myself against his pillow. my dad just needs to use his sons slutty faggot cunt after work to get it all out, fucking his frustrations into me and cumming deep against my cervix. all that hard work deserves a reward, right?

god please grant me a bratty transmasc pillow prince. for me to punish by making him top until he learns his place as a good little dildo.