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Wedding vowes

Arthur: I would die for you

Merlin: I would kill for you

Arthur: I would wage wars for you

Merlin: I would kill millions to be with you

Arthur: I would challenge the gods to be with you

Merlin: I would over throw the Gods and become their new ruler just for you

Arthur: I would sacrifice-

The rest of Camelot, whispering: What the actual fuc-

oh, i would love to hear more about the merlin caesar au, that sounds...interesting? honestly, i have no clue what to imagine for this

and most importantly, does it involve stabbing?

Aaahh you absolutely picked my favourite of them all! It was a fleeting idea that came to me two weeks ago (on the ides of march lol) and I wrote it down here pretending I'm a normal human being.

Turns out I'm not. It's an insane idea, and I developed it into an even more insane one.

And YES, of course it involves stabbing.

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“I am in debt to you, Merlin, but I will not pay it with forgiveness.”

“You repay me with pain, Arthur— that’s all I've ever known from you.”

+1

“There is no knight who loves Arthur more than I do. I have borne witness to every part of his life, Merlin, and I'm telling you; what he is doing will lead to nothing but destruction. And I cannot love Arthur more than I love his Camelot.”

Is this line based on “Not that I loved Caesar less, but that I loved Rome more.”? Is the whole fic basically a culmination of my Shakespearean studies? A grand piece of so much love and betrayal? We'll never know.

Istg if taylor swift's new album doesn't go well with my new merthur playlist that I have spent weeks, carefully ordering/listing songs based on my favorite merthur fanfic on ao3, I will have a mental breakdown.

“Losing him was blue like I'd never known Missing him was dark gray, all alone (Whoa) Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met But loving him was red“ - Red (Taylor’s Version), Taylor Swift

I now headcanon that Arthur is colorblind because of all the continuous head trauma he has suffered throughout the years.

[Arthur accompanies Merlin for gathering herbs and sees Merlin slipping over a rock]

Arthur: Merlin you incompetent fool, can't you walk properly

Arthur, after realizing Merlin is actually hurt: SHIT MERLIN WE NEED TO GET YOU BACK TO SAFETY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I NEED YOU TO STAY ALIVE FOR ME MERLIN PLEASE-

Merlin: Please? For me?

Arthur : Don’t do that.

Merlin: Do what, Arthur?

Arthur : You think if you say, “please, for me?” and give me that look, I’ll do whatever the fuck you wa-

Merlin: Please, for me?

Arthur : ...Whatever you manipulative witch, fuck off.

[After Merlin finishes ranting about Arthur]

Gwen: Oh, I see what this is. You are in love with Arthur.

Merlin: What?

Gwen: Of course. It all adds up. I mean, you're obsessed with him.

Gwen: It's always "Arthur is a complete utter prat, why does he need me to be there for training when he always shows off his muscles, Arthur can't dress himself up and I have to subjected to seeing him naked everyday"

Gwen: It all adds up now. You want him!

Merlin: I n-no I disagree.....