Chan: *hands Jeongin A Cup* Here, Drink Some Water Jeongin: Thanks, Dad Jeongin: .....why Is Everyone

Felix : I think it's really cute how Seungmin always calls Hyunjin " My Hyunjin "

[ everyone turns to Seungmin ]

Seungmin : We here having a conversation about loona's Hyunjin . I had to make a distinction. I didn't want to say " the crybaby twinky Hyunjin " . I had no intentions of being cute

Jisung whispering to Lee know : he could've just said " our Hyunjin " . Pretty sus , no ?

Lee Know whispering back : you've got a point

Changbin: I dare you to- Chan: Jisung isn't allowed to accept dares anymore Changbin: why not? Jisung: some would say I 'have no regard for my own or others personal safety'

Felix: describe your ideal boyfriend Jisung: hm, 5'8, long eyelashes, brown hair- Felix: you're just describing Minho, aren't you? Jisung: what!? no-! Felix: describe your ideal boyfriend Minho: Jisung.

Intak: Yes, I am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. Yes ladies, calm down, haha. I can share if you'd like.

Intak: the ladies are 300 rats that follow me around.

Jiung: They're all ladies? That seems statistically improbable.

Intak: I'm a feminist.

Changbin: Okay I have good news and bad news Chan: Just tell me the good news Changbin: The airbags in your car work perfectly

today's han jisung of the day is: chomp

Chan: where are you going? Felix: to get ice-cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

Han: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Hyunjin : If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Han: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Changbin: Actually I did the math, Hyunjin would have $225, not $0.15.

Hyunjin: Fam I’m right here....

Felix: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Han: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Felix: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Han: :(

Changbin: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Hyunjin would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Felix: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Changbin: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Minho: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.

Changbin: Apply juice to what.

Seungmin: Directly to the forehead.

Bangchan: Great chat everyone.

Minho: So what's for dinner? Jisung, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret

Jisung: On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 because I'm the 1 you need Minho: I'm a 10 Jisung: No, it's a pickup line Minho: I'm a 10. End of discussion.