Frogbirb - Chihuahua Daddy

never read or watched harry potter and all i know about it comes from fans posting content on here and i think that is very sexy of me

I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party, but when I open the box with maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a television screen is revealed.

I dim the lights remotely as we hear Cate Blanchett say, “The world is changed. I feel it in the water.”

Too late, they realise.

The pregnancy? A scam.

The Lord of the Rings editions? Extended.

The doors? Locked.

Shout out professor rj lupin for not flipping absolute shit when he sees harry with the marauders map in the hallway that night. i seriously cant stop laughing he could have gone oh FUUUUUCKK?!?!!? but hes got like plus 15 repression and a proficiency in Bullshitting so he just says ‘hmm yes yes oh is this a? a zonkos? haha cool.’ Legend.

been picking up some patterns lately...

the angel of gotham……

phantom of the opera but he’s like a stage mom trying to get his baby dick more leading roles

Surrounded by incompetents. You are the only one who has not tested my ire.