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in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,

Bella sis a FREAK

Read Twilight but Okayer!

Hey girl im consuming a new media

never read or watched harry potter and all i know about it comes from fans posting content on here and i think that is very sexy of me

james: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. but wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

sirius: philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

remus:

remus: common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you twat

Dabi: I need you to do this. We're running out of time.

Hawks: No. It'd be against my moral compass.

Dabi: Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel!!

BONUS:

“Ten points to Dumbledore!”

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Now that I have your attention I would like to recommend you guys one of the most talented Jily writers I’ve ever read (and i read a lot of Jily), @petals-to-fish . Read Petals’ stuff, you can thank me later!

Really... such an amazing writer 💕

my brain just spat out what is simultaneously the best and worst potential end credit scene for fnaf

a bunch of cops are surveying the inside of the wreckage of freddy's. there's dead bodies. they're taking pictures. chatting amongst themselves. whatever. one guy in a detective style trenchcoat is standing off to the side. his back is to the camera. one of the cops breaks away and approaches the detective guy.

"so, what do you think happened here?"

"i'm not sure."

the entire audience freezes in horror as they realize. they know that voice. the camera pans around to face the guy, and slowly. matpat removes the sunglasses he's wearing indoors.

"but i have a theory."

smash cut to black. the theater collapses, killing me, in the audience, instantly--

it’s me. i am hot mess bf.