Wtf Did They Get Arrested For 😬??

The (un)holy trinity of rock songs that sound like cartoon characters:

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

it’s me. i am hot mess bf.

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

(via Feminism)

Fixing plot holes again. If you’ve been wondering why Weasley twins “haven’t noticed” Peter Pettigrew, here is the only plausible explanation, cause i’m personally not happy with the “they’ve been looking the other way” version

found the funniest Tiktok of 2021 (so far)

Weighted blankets aren't enough I need to be crushed in a hydraulic press