Guy Who’s Just Been Arrested For Multiple Counts Of Theft: I Must Ensure The People Of Facebook Know

Is that a swarm of locust in your pants or are your dick and balls just heralding the end of days

Observation #1: The prefix "a-" means "none", such as in "asexual", "apolitical" and "Atheism".

Observation: The word "unicorn" is a combination of "uni", meaning "one", and "cornus", meaning "horn".

Conclusion:

This is an acorn.

This took me two years please look at it

Shout out professor rj lupin for not flipping absolute shit when he sees harry with the marauders map in the hallway that night. i seriously cant stop laughing he could have gone oh FUUUUUCKK?!?!!? but hes got like plus 15 repression and a proficiency in Bullshitting so he just says ‘hmm yes yes oh is this a? a zonkos? haha cool.’ Legend.

Good Omens and the Forbidden book chap 5

Welcome to Herbology class by Mr Crowley

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Nekocat

Nekocat

GO and the Forbidden book chap 4 part 3 Teacher’s first day jitters 😂 As a teacher I confirm 😂 Chap 4 part 2 GO and the Forbidden book, cha

The concept for this was entirely by @zippyyyyyyy after a convo we had about this post:

Batman: Widening Gyre (2009) #1