Frogbirb - Chihuahua Daddy

why must i Write Words? is it not enough to imagine, passionately,

harry potter fancied cedric diggory reblog if you agree

liking fucked up characters gives me evil serotonin

it's like regular serotonin but sexier

found the funniest Tiktok of 2021 (so far)

batdad speedrun: everything is a riddle now

AU where battinson gets a bunch of robins at once is back :)

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

“Do you like that show?”

“I certainly enjoy the self indulgent version of it I wrote in my head after it began to disappoint me.”

Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Sirius: Wait, what do you mean THREE?

Police: Yes...Three.

Sirius: Oh, my God-- What the fuck!?

Police: Sir?

Sirius: JAMES FUCKING FELL OFF.