Wukong @the DBPs:
I don't know if someone said this before, but I'll say it now:
Red Boy:*vibrating out of his skin because he got to meet Nezha*
Nezha:*mentally creating a list of things Wukong really needs to teach the kid(stranger danger is high on the list, because it was pure luck that he only met nice people)*
At one point in their friendship, Red Son and/or Mei was like "is this some sort of peasant joke I'm too rich to understand?" toward Mk, and you can't convince me otherwise
Wanted to make a meme with this about the Golden Flames AU, but it wasn't much of a choice
I'll make one anyway:
Wukong: I am a living legend, I don't need anyone (not anymore)
Red Boy: *exists*
Wukong:
I FINALLY GOT THEM
Of course, the first thing I did was make them hold hands
Like the boyfriends they are
Wukong: Alright. Just have to keep my sworn-brother-who-i-just-sealed-under-a-mountain's kid from dying for an unspecified amount of time, no problem
Baby Red: *holds wukongs finger in that specific baby way*
Wukong: Oh no! I am attached
S4 special spoilers kinda
HELP NOT MK MAKING A RED SON
I would like to share this specific doodle
Learning French made my brain melt so here a horrible joke:
What was sealed away on a Saturday?
The samedi fire
(Badum tsss)