I Love How Every Picky Eater Knows That All Forms Of Breaded Boneless Chicken And Potatoes Are The Only

We have something in common if you like to consume hot dogs, bratwurst, and corn dogs.

linnea levoskin

Parents who are controlling and don't care what age you are 🔪

When people genuinely think they're kind, but they somehow happen to be the meanest, most abusive person you know.

Thrift store owners who look up eBay and antique prices for used/donated-for-free items are greedy little pukes.

Instant comedy is drawing dad sandals on any animal ever.

My toxic trait is thinking everyone thinks I'm a loser, a piece of shit, too negative, a brat, annoying, rude, lippy, or all of the above.