Murderer: Any last words?
Paul: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
I group ship them too they are all my babies
I GROUP SHIP Y’ALL SO HARD.
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I also have issues with wfc jetfire
Darling you're my ANGEL!
Paul : Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops!
Sam: *loads shotgun* I got this.
Paul : Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-
Yui, trying to convince Takumi to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Ran: And loud!
Kokone: And grumpy!
Amane: And oblivious to reality!
Takumi:
Paul: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Sam: Cannibalism.
Paul: *confused chewing noises*
Sam is crying after a breakup*
Paul : There there, Sam.
Sam, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?
Paul : Great question—
Lol he clearly didn’t think this through
He was so confident, too
Sam: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Paul: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Sam: Absolutely not.
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