Some troubled antagonist: What has the galaxy ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?!
Paul : Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!
It’s so cute
I only just realised how large Wheeljack's servos are compared to actual size of his head....
...and I cant help but squee in delight on how cute this is??
😶
It was obviously Wheeljack that dropped the bomb
Bumblebee: We're kinda missing something guys.
Smokescreen, smug: Cohesion? Teamwork? A general sense of what we're doing?
Wheeljack: And the bomb is not here.
Smokescreen: Oh, and that, yeah.
*they all slowly start laughing*
Knockout, annoyed: Who. The frag. Dropped. The bomb?!
I don’t remember that
Remember last year when the Crystalized trailer came out, we had a theory that the Teal Ninja could be Scott?
Yeah me neither
He shocked that a baby is defying aerodynamics
He just saw a baby basket take flight
Sam: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Paul: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Sam: I said within reason, Paul. How about I murder that guy?
Paul: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Sam: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Sam: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!
John: And here we have a capitalist.
Joseph: Did you just-
Paul : Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.
I can’t believe you actually made this lol
Warnings: HOLY DAMN NSFW, ME PROJECTING, AVERT YE EYES CHILDREN
man im going to hell
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Jetfire noo
Oh shit I think man's dying
So cute 🥰
Welcome home, brother...
Sam: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.
Paul : Actually Sam, it’s salt.
Sam: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.
Paul : Uh Sam, that would be salt.
Paul : *takes salt packer from Sam* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.
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