Sam: Do You Even Know What An Amulet Is?
Sam: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Paul : Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
Sam: Paul , those are omelettes.
Paul : Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.
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Paul: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
*raises both hands *
Raise your hand if you’ve been victimized by episode 5 of Katugeki Touken Ranbu
*Paul and Sam enter a dive bar*
Paul : Look, I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink.
Sam, in a scuba diving suit: I would like leave, please.
I’m Going to also consider him a cure because I don’t care what anyone else says
Takumi Shinada/Black Pepper - Episode 17 of Delicious Party♡Pretty Cure
Izuminokami: Nothing in life is free.
Yamanbagiri: Love is free.
Koryuu : Knowledge is free.
Ookanehira: Friendship is free.
Hizen: Self-respect is free.
Nansen: Everything's free if you don't pay for it.
The Squad: ...
Koryuu : Nansen, that's illegal-
Izuminokami: No, let them finish!
Paul: Why don’t you go talk to them?
Sam, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.
Paul: What? So you go tell them they’re cute, what’s the worst that could happen?
Sam: They could hear me.
Ooh your in trouble now obsidian
General Obsidian speaks to the jury during his trial...
And speaks absolute true.
Commission for @emperor-kumquat, from the TFP Mercy| Neutral Path Space Adventure Storyline| Playable Survival Game w Overlord Final Boss
Tsurumaru : I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Izuminokami , narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
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