The Super Duper Silly Thing That I Said I Was Gonna Post!!!

"Felix, I have a question."

"What is it?"

"What that jaw do"

Oh yeah @ilikemicrowaves Ig idk

GYATT FUCKING DAMN DAWG WHAT THE FREAK ALL IN THE TAGS...

So many fopanw aus/episode ideas in my brain.. so many..

TRANSPHOBE DOWN FOLKS!

Shizzy and I were having a conversation, but it was more one-sided. Shizzy decided to ignore every single one of my talking points and promptly ignored me, while whining about someone who had blocked them, wouldn't unblock them because it was uncomfortable. Also! THEY MISGENDERED @ilikemicrowaves , SEVERAL TIMES, EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE TOLD IT'S PRONOUNS (AGAIN) SEVERAL FUCKING TIMES.

Anyways hope y'all have a nice night, sleep well

Honk shoo honk shoo

That sounds like so much fun omg/j x3

Do you wanna play in traffic. Together.

WHY R U SO MEAN WHADDID I DO 2 U DAWG...

(but thank you </3)

No but seriously that looks yummy AS FUCK. would love to shove that into my largest face hole.

🍰: delivery for @stitchwraith-stingers , @drinkabletoxicdishsoap , and @friedbrainzz !

📝: You guys are literally so awesomesauce. All your thoughts are so cool about the characters and your ideas make me filled with joy. Each time i get a notification from you i jump up and clack my heals and do a silly dance. Have these splendid treats from me. Except for you Aspen i hope you get by a bus /heavy

From: @ilikemicrowaves

Hi so um like...

Oc pronouns

Pollie : she / her

Willow : they/she/fae

Aymie : They/them

Tatsu : He/it/she

YES MY BABY GIRL YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Request for this fag -> @friedbrainzz

I gave up not even halfway through </3

Everybody welcome one of my three wof ocs!

Watermelon!

She is a six year old rainwing and goes by She/Her Pronouns :D

I'll probably draw Seaglass and Hawk later 2day or sum

Fun fact - I have never been able to draw dragons. I just felt bored and doodled and this is what came of it and I'm very proud of myself.

Hi hi I come to u again w/ another faggot dragon

PEARLESCENT OF THE SEAWINGS (y'all know the drill more about him under the cut!)

12 years old (around 27 human years or so)

Cisgender - He/him - Verian (or Almondsexual - When a person is mostly attracted to men and or masculine alignment genders, along with androgynous and non-binary people. But rarely attracted to women and female aligned genders.) Bellussexual (Someone who is not interested in a sexual relationship but is comfortable with or enjoys behavior typically coded as sexual)

Voice Claim : Charlie Smith from Red Dead Redemption ||

Pearlescent is the oldest of his mother's first clutch. Being 12 years old. Though, he wasn't always the oldest. He had a few older siblings but they were disloyal to their mother. So, being a MAJOR momma's boy, he killed them.

His favorite pastime is whale hunting with his mother, Chondru. He hunts specifically for endangered species (and fun fact, also SPECIFICALLY pink dolphins) and he and Chondru sell them at the Dark Web (an underground marketplace that frequently moves to stay hidden. They mainly buy and sell illegal items (and substances) and contraband. The authorities have corruption in the outer circles because of this as they participate in the trading)

He collects the skulls and skeletons of whales that don't make the Dark Web's cut. Finds the anatomy of such creatures fascinating.

Seaglass's older brother, came from the clutch of eggs before her's and before their father passed due to being murdered. He know who Seaglass is, but doesn't *know* her. As her egg was traded away being the smallest egg in the clutch. (Chondru did not want such a delicate and innocent soul in her ring of crime. So she gave Seaglass's egg to her two closest friends, Abyss and Kraken.) Pearlescent didn't know this. He thought Seaglass was stolen away from their family. Because of this, he sought out Abyss and Kraken's home and slaughtered them to "save" his little sister. A one year old Seaglass, coming home from school, found this sight and attacked Pearlescent before fleeing to find help for her parents. But they don't believe her and Pearlescent gets off Scott free. Seaglass continues to fend for herself because of this.

Chondru, upon hearing this information, casts Pearlescent out. Pearlescent, heartbroken and bitter, leaves reluctantly. And eventually gets caught trying to continue trade with the Dark Web only to be caught by the highest of authorities. Prince Azure and the battalion he leads. As he acts as a general for his mother, Queen Starfish. (Epic and sad yaoi ensues)

He meets Seaglass once more, six years after their original encounter. He is now a part of the Royal guard (haha kinda like Vi /ref) and eventually reconciles with her. Though, he has yet to do so with his mother because of her underground mafia

He is wary of Seaglass's partner, Hawk. This is because he is a SkyWing and the war that broke out between them and the SeaWings 10 years ago. But eventually warms up to the Skywing and they become as close as brothers.

He makes Azure promise that Starfish never finds out about Hawk. For the SkyWing himself being a criminal, and for his sisters sake.

A special thank you to @ilikemicrowaves for helping me come up with some of this character's lore and for his original design! I really enjoyed working with you on him and even though you said "I'm so sigma" SO MANY GYATT DAMN TIMES I'm still rlly thankful, danke lil bro 💪💪(Said design below)

Happy birthday dav pilkey life would be hell without your books in this cruel world