YOU Hate Christopher Columbus.

when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.

This is the kind of messaging you really want to be seeing from the global hegemon

you open the door and

For those not in the know, this is one of the Amanita mushrooms referred to as a Destroying Angel. Never, ever, ever, ever forage with an app. Especially for mushrooms.

big fan of a good shit-eating grin. like a ruckus-causing, pot-stirring type of grin. a smile that truly fucks around and finds out. anyway

If your favorite number is 8 through 14, you're basic. If your favorite color is any shade of teal, blue, or purple, you're basic. Don't be basic.

@writing-prompt-s

Imagine if you survived taking a railroad spike to the brain but you didn't get any personality changes out of it but everyone was constantly assuming that you did and it made you notably more irritable than you used to be

what if they had reddit on gallifrey or something