Friday-is-unfunny - N. D. Plume (any Pronouns)

God: “Adam, I’ll let you name the birds”

Adam: “Tit”

God: “Uhh ok”

Adam: “Boobie”

God: “Stop naming them after breasts”

Adam: Looks at rooster

It's just sunk in that doctor who is actually a 60-year-long (and counting) game of "yes, and"

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, how the fuck would you even enforce that?

"Oh want to use the bathroom? I'll just need you to produce an egg real quick".

Reddit thread

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

Being presented these two choices right next to each other makes me feel like I'm a character in a Jack Chick Tract or something.

i can’t BELIEVE what douglas adams did to fenchurch in mostly harmless :(

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