Society Could Be Built On Selecting Random Women To Be Put In A Blender And Pulverized Monthly And Tiktok

So that’s basically how it went down

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I love how generational star trek is.

My dad saw my Kirk figure because it was chilling on my desk and immediately recognized him and went "IS THAT CAPTAIN KIRK???" and got so excited and started examining him, and then my grandmother came in and joined in talking about star trek .

Generational curse star trek my beloved

The genders? Yeah, I know those. I'm aware of them. There's:

Monster high doll

Mad scientist

Clown, or jester or mime of some sort

creature made of mist that sits and listens

the loch ness monster

supervillain

superhero

librarian with a mysterious white streak in their hair

box of deer teeth

robot from outer space

"We're gonna be talking about the BOOBY! We'll be talking about the WOODCOCK! Do you think that's FUNNY, Butthead? Do you find it AMUSING that we'll be talking about the SWALLOW? Yes, we're also gonna be talking about the DICKCISSEL, the BUSHTIT, the COCK-OF-THE-ROCK, the SHAG... and we will DEFINITELY be spending a LOT of time talking about...GREAT TITS!!"

they were made for each other, your honor

If you told Arthur Dent he was skrunkly he'd look at you like you had two heads. And on that note, If you told Zaph that he was a blorbo mipy babygirl you'd send to eeby deeby on behalf of the 'sort of fucked up scrimblo' managment laws he'd be like, "omg thank you I know."

Eyes of the forest. Aspen trees

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.