Ah, Yes, My Favorite Planet.

Cupid Bacteria anyone?

bacteria sooooooooo cute (google search emoji kitchen)

I'm convinced that the TruMoo chocolate "milk" they serve at my school is why its failure rates are so high. There's no way it's not poison.

Tigger and Pooh mugged me in an alleyway, then Tigger set my hair on fire and said, “Them’s the brakes, pal” before both of them flew away on a hot pink motorcycle that spewed green smoke.

Dude I regret taking intro to business. Teacher showed a PowerPoint and look at this silly ass emoji

Just watched Metropolis 1927. Great movie with a very iffy ending and extremely weird political messaging. Won’t go too in depth but I will say this

How the FUCK does this bisexual expect to do anything in those poofed up shorts 😭

im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes

If Staff ever implements the editing method from Mastodon, we'd be fucked.

Currently, on Tumblr, if you edit a post, all the former reblogs stay exactly the same.

On Mastodon, editing a post changes all the boosts and simply notifies the people who interacted with the post prior to the edit.

Now, can you imagine that on Tumblr?

Surely giving the OP the ability to edit their post after hundreds of thousands of people have reblogged it would be a perfectly balanced feature that I'm sure the Tumblr' userbase has never abused before.

purple is an underrated mad science color actually