like it's MY fault my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
Tom Riddle was used to being hungry considering the situation he grew up in. When he gets to Hogwarts, he sneaks food in his bag and has to ration what he stole from hogwarts when he gets back to the orphanage.
In the future, Voldemort is waiting on someone to show up for a secret meeting. He is in disguise and has been waiting a long time. Harry taking pity on him, offers to cook for him while he waits thinking its for a date or something at the bakery/coffee shop/restaurant he works at.
Voldemort has never had anything so delicious in his life.
The real reason Tom Riddle got sorted so fast:
Tom Riddle: *finds out Dumbledore is the head of Gryffindor House*
Sorting Hat: Hmm well-
Tom: Not Gryffindor or I will burn you.
Sorting Hat: Yikes! Slytherin it is then!
This is heartbreaking đź’”
i don’t want to live in a world like this
OMG I LOVE THESE
These designs are available for sale as shirts, cases, and more at his TeePublic Shop.
HOLY CRAP THIS IS AMAZING
Second version of sculpture Harry done! This time, inspired by the Gorgon creature :D
Thank you for the art trade!! for @belphi 🌹 ▶️Dark Harry Thank you for giving me this wonderful opportunity! [Short plot for this pic] Harry intends to destroy the dark forces from within and finally destroy Voldemort. But things are not going well. Harry's resolve seems to be crumbling at any moment in the face of so many deaths. And worse, through his obsession with Harry, Voldemort's madness grows worse. Harry must fight this monster, even if what himself becomes in the end...
You are a superhero known for wearing a signature ring. While everyone believes it to be the source of your powers in reality it actually dampens them, allowing you to safely use your powers. Today you woke up and could not find your ring.
Minister (Dark Lord) Tom x Personal healer Harry
ok dumb idea but bare with me okay?
Harry Potter who has a secret tiktok social media account and has a pretty decent following because he gives off major steve irwin vibes.
Maybe during one of the many times he is ostracized by the school, he finds solace in going on runs in the forbidden forest and he got a phone because... well why not? who is gonna stop him? He found a way to make it work on campus so what does it matter?
Anyways, he makes tik toks about the freaky things he sees in the woods but approaches them with such gentleness and sweetheart vibes no one knows if he is using a filter or greenscreen or what.
He finds some nifflers in the forest and he goes into check on them. Especially frank who is the oldest and likes to follow him around for a little while. SURE he sees unicorns and stuff but "Look at this regular bird. Just hanging out. Look how brave he is. Hello!"
and then he makes tik toks about how awful his professor is and uses popular voice overs and muggles LOVE HIM. I mean LOVE LOVE HIM.
Wizarsd have no clue because even the best intentioned wizard can't really figure out muggle tech and muggleborns are too busy trying to fit in. The few that DO know him keep their mouths shut because they are BIG fans.
Anyway. Super famous tiktoker Harry Potter and his millions of followers and he has a whole platform all to himself where he can lowkey warn people about death eaters so when they show up eventually people run or attack them on sight.
Mafia AU:
For many years now, the Order of the Phoenix has been fighting against the Death Eaters mafia clan, which established a dictatorship throughout almost all of Great Britain. Led by the ruthless Tom Riddle, they turned the country into a nightmare where fear and violence became the norm. Finally, after many years, Harry got the chance to end this tyranny.
On a cold autumn night, Harry took up a position on the roof of a nearby building, his trusty sniper rifle in his hands. The hands did not tremble, and the mind was extremely clear. One shot and the problem will be over.
He waited patiently, watching through the windows of the skyscraper. And then, finally, he saw Riddle - a tall, thin man. Harry aimed his gun at his head, preparing to take the fatal shot.
But something went wrong. The man on the other side looked straight at him, and a sinister smile appeared on his lips. Harry realized it was a trap.
Riddle knew.