i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!
Where are his eyes?
Exactly where they’ve always been, Martin. Watching over my Institute.
Mans about to get eaten
Currently at a hotel where the carpet on the room floors is giving me some real Color Theory Children’s Hospital vibes…. 😨
my favorite tags on the pnf-as-other-brothers post is by far "mob psycho is barely more dramatic than phineas and ferb". because either this person has a very skewed impression of mob psycho or a very skewed impression of phineas and ferb and im not sure which is funnier
The jurgen leitner hate is real
Diagnosis: Orange
Here's part 3 of Jjk kitchen nightmares AU, rly fun drawing this one. Already on season three with the actual show. I came for the references and stayed for Gordon