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Ok.... WHAT THE HECK??

Tom 2005

What the fuck? So it’s come to my attention that @spnashley​ and @mrswhozeewhatsis​ have not heard/do not know what Tom 2005 is…well…you gon learn!

This link right fucking here is to a video of a solo male gettin’ it done. Now, why is it so important to watch this video of some random guy jerking off?? Well…it is rumored that the guy in the video (it’s totally fucking him) is none other than Jared Fucking Padalecki. 

Yes, our sweet sweet Jarpad has been rumored to be the one and only “Tom”, the star of this film. It was shot and released in 2005 and was apparently filmed by Paris Hilton, who at the time was just finishing a film called House of Wax with none other than, you guessed it, Jared Padalecki. 

It was said that the guy is a up and coming Russian actor who was too shy to film his face but I say that’s a load of shit. The vocal tone and pitch are incredibly close matches to the grunts/moans we’ve heard come from Sam Winchester over the years as well as the body tone of a young Mr. Padalecki. Jared is not a hairless guy like the one in the film but he was forced to shave his entire body for a scene in House of Wax, very easily adding to the possibility that this guy really is him. The arms, hands, fingers, hips, and legs all look like Jared’s and coincidentally, so do the white fucking nipples. 

Now that all the evidence/facts have been presented, I rest my case. 

Jared filmed a solo porno. It was hot and may your lives all be a little bit better because of it. 

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Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

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