Beatbox Recorder - Medhat Mamdouh

“where’s the straight pride parade?!”

go outside

there you go

you found it

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Asexuals are confused. Bisexuals are confused. Pansexuals are confused. Homosexuals are confused. Heterosexuals are confused. Everyone is confused as to why you think you should have a say about a relationship that doesn’t involve you.

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Russian fans going hysteric at the start of penalties is my motivation for the next semester

Finwëans rated by intelligence

Finwe: 7/10, should have divorced his wife instead of leaving her in the void

Fëanor: 1000000/10, so smart it's creepy. Has good taste in wife. WILL invent the internet.

Fingolfin: -2/10: too loyal to his brother, challenged a god with a sword very dumb.

Finarfin: 11/10, stayed in Valinor. Very smart.

Maedhros: 10/10, very smart, less psychotic than his brothers.

Maglor: 8/10, kidnaps kids, becomes emo for 7000 years.

Celegorm: 3/10, has good taste in girls, hella stupid. Shares his braincells with Curufin.

Caranthir: 10/10, very smart, good with money, wants a buff gf.

Curufin: 3/10, too much like dad. Shares braincells with Celegorm. Bad dad.

Ambarussa: 1/10, babies. Tiny. Dumb

Fingon: -3/10, very dumb like his dad. But we love him. Sings loudly in Morgoth's yard while stealing a prisoner. Extra points for loyalty to friends!

Aredhel: 3/10, TERRIBLE taste in men. Should have killed Ëol.

Finrod: -8/10, bites werewolf, rap battle with evil god, himbo, leaves perfectly good gf behind

Galadriel: 11/10, very smart. Has a cute husband, doesn't participate in Fëanors bullshit, dislikes cousins, resists ring.

Celebrimbor: -10000/10, fucked Sauron, forged rings of power. Very very dumb.

This video made me cry so I wanted to put it here

*raises hand in favour*

petition to call switzerland/france “guns n roses”

This is really heartwarming. It is also sad that we can not always live up to this expectation. :(

But imgine Russia saying this about India to someone and India hears this.

uwu