Foxcilious - IF Nautical Nonsense Be Something You Wish

I think regular vampires don't suck it up through their teeth but just leave there teeth in the puncture because it's easier to drink and wastes less blood

The ones always trying to look hot bite and then lick it up for extra appeal points but just look stupid by vampire standards because licking it up gives it chance to get everywhere and overall get less blood

poll because i remember arguing about this with a friend once

also please reblog after you vote i wanna see everyones thoughts

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Pls reblog if u vote :)

Here’s a random poll since I’m a bit high on pain meds and can’t think of anything better 🥳

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are they stupid? 🥹

bro you have to consider the impies (cool new way to say implications) of the sitchie (cool new way to say situation)