Currently Thinking About Werewolf Grimmer And Vampire Tenma

I wanna write/read a fanfic about an AU where Tenma is a prince and Grimmer his knight I’m a slut for the bodyguard trope

THEY DESERVED THIS 💔😭

🎵 Slow Dancing Society - How Life Was Meant To Be Lived

The most real post I’ve read

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!

 I don’t think you guys understand how much I love talking about Wolfgang grimmer. I was staying the night at my boyfriends house and he said “my older brother isn’t going to be home for 3 more hours” and I literally said “so I can talk loud??” And then I proceeded to talk (loudly of course) about Wolfgang grimmer never getting to meet dieter while pacing around his room. And when he attempted to explain what he actually was trying to do (what’s wrong with teenage boys.yuck yuck yuck. Sex is a fake thing that only exists for fanfiction and fanart about Wolfgang grimmer and Kenzo tenma!! Sir I’m just here so that I don’t have to be at my house oh my goodness) I started telling him about Wolfgang grimmers failed marriage and convinced him to look at my 19 page grimmer rant I made instead of doing math and elaborated while geting so excited I was shaky!!! I LOVE YOU WOLFGANG GRIMMER!!!! And when he actually did get me onto his bed I dident stay there for more than a minute because I was so freaking excited I had to go under his bed and keep talking about guess who? WOLFGANG GRIMMER!!!!!!! There’s never going to be a day I get tired about talking about him. When I’m dead someone whisper in a 30 mile radius away from my body “wolfgang grimmer” because I will get so excited that i will be resurrected!!!! If someone told me I could learn every single thing about Wolfgang grimmer or guriten could be canon but only if I skinned myself I would SOOOOO quickly start gnawing off my skin and flesh from the bone.  Wolfgang grimmer is the only thing keeping me from blowing out my brains aahhshdhsvagwtdsfaguqirhfsgtqyrggiauvwbsjmlmahdgeuiwiafagshgduwjqo when I get bored I just draw Wolfgang grimmer over and over. I LOVE WOLFGANG GRIMMER! THERES NOT WNOUGH WOLFGANG GRIMMER APPRECIATION IN THIS TERRIBLE TERIBLE WORLD. IT COULD BE COMPLETE IF EVERYONE LOVED WOLFGANG.

Grimmer hcs bc I’ve been thinking of him a lot lately

(This is not mine but I do agree with it) he struggles cutting off his nails bc of the whole thing that happened in Prague

When he speaks english he has British accent, when he speaks spanish he has Castilian Spanish accent.

He has salty tooth

He has a very high spice tolerance

Quite canon but he likes blondie ladies (Tenma was the exception lmfao <man and black haired>)

Constantly he hits his head with the highest part of the door frame, or when he’s getting inside/outside a car.

Never finds the correct size of pants (my man’s way too big)

His hands are always warm (Iwanthimtochokeme)

Tea>>coffee

He smokes (obv not all the time but he does it, one pack of cigarettes lasts about half a year or more and of course he only smokes when he’s stressed or when he’s cold, and never close to children)

He indeed wants to be a father again but he’s afraid to make the same mistakes.

He’s not good in maths, like ofc he can do the basics but don’t ask him the result of y-3y’+2y=24e^-2x

He believes in ghosts and the life outside the Earth

He LOVES music in every shape or form, jazz, classic, pop, rock, indie, blues, r&b, even reggae, he would listen to everything.

Honestly writing a first kiss scene feels like this

Chapter 24 context 🫡

I’m so attached to their mutual devotion

The real twins in monster bc I say so

“Chances of survival are dwindling into single-digits now.”

— Bunnymund

SO HOT NNNGH~

I got some things done today so more fluff sketches as a treat

GIVE ME MORE GRIMMER X READER SMUT PLEASE