Latest Posts by formula-femenina - Page 2
Max knows what he said, and he doesn't say things he doesn't mean
M: "I was not joking, so... You thought it was a joke?"
He is so,,,, I don't even know how to describe it
Max at Bahrain International Circuit on April 11, 2025 by Bryn Lennon
Max Verstappen | During FP1, Bahrain GP 2025 by Mark Thompson. (edited)
god Max in that mclaren... we could have a second 2023
Max Verstappen | Post race, Japanese GP 2025 by Mark Thompson. (edited)
max won!
(MAAAAAAAAAX RAAAAAAHHHHH YOU ARE SO!!! OMG THERE IS LITERALLY NO ONE BETTER!!!! HE IS MY SWEETIE PIE, HONEY BEAR, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, THE APPLE OF MY EYE, MY SUNSHINE, AND MY STARLIGHT)
END FOR THE LOVE OF GOD😭😭😭😭😭
stress
IT'S OKAY!!!!! IM OKAY!!!! WE'RE FINE AND IM NOT NERVOUS AT ALL!! DONT WORRY EVERYONE MAX IS GONNA BE FINE!! ITS OKAY!!
I'm scared
🕯🕯max win🕯🕯
🕯🕯max win🕯🕯
(please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please plea-)
Sky all weekend saying that there is something wrong with that RBR and it belongs in the garbage- BUT HERE COMES MAX WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!
max win tomorrow (the hopium is real)
ferrari :(
Mark webber cut landos brake lines when no one was looking
P4 for Max
Very well done by him all things considered
Lawson and the car are still not agreeing with each other :/ (i miss checo)
Ollie did well!!
Doohan and Hadjar situation? Also penalty uhhhhhhhh
Alex consistently doing better than Carlos uh oh
Both VCARBs better than liam?? Maybe? Not trying to hate, but like \_{°-°}_/ uh oh
Who the fuck thought a 2 stop was gonna be good for Lewis, a known tire whisperer
Stake is still a tractor unfortunately
Charles front wing damage :(
PIASTRI 1/16 HOME WIN HOORAY!! Good for him (I know this doesn't make up for Australia but still it's gotta feel good)
MAX MY GOAT I LOVE YOU
GET HIS ASS MAX
(i like charles but I like max more)
Guys, this isn't funny anymore. Where's the real car? Max, if you can hear me, you gotta get out of there. Blink twice if you need a rescue from Red Bull. I will come and pick you up myself!!
Favourite nerd ❤️
start of the season and maxplaining algorithm, GP Australia, 2025
Meet the 2025 drivers- Maxy 🥰❤️
I fear I was screaming at my TV, and my roommates think I'm insane. I hope Yuki knows how much love he's getting from people who truly thought he should have gotten that Redbull seat. And Lewis winning in a Ferrari (even if its just a sprint) ugh its so good. An all POC podium is coming. I can feel it in my bones.
YUUUUUUKIIIIIII POINTSSSSS
YUKI BETTER THAN EVERYONE CONFIRMED
P6 THATS MY BOY
ALSO LEWIS FERRARI SPRINT WIN RAAAHHHHH
LETS FUCKIKG GOOOOOOO
Also, Max P3 hell yeah brother, but also :( tire deg, but also idgaf, that's my favorite, and he's doing amazing
“She was a professional and one of the best in the world, so it’s definitely in the blood.”- Jenson Button🧡
“I think he also gets his friendliness from me! Max is very open. He says what he thinks, and so do I”
“One time he rolled the kart over and I went running onto the track to see if he was okay, and he said ‘Mummy I’m fine! I want to go again’”
“His critics used to say that Max is an aggressive person and I find that strange because if you know Max, you know he has a big heart and he likes to be nice to people”
“He came to my place a few days later [post championship] after he won and he was absolutely finished. He was exhausted mentally and just wanted to be at home”- Sophie in Max’s magazine.
☝🏻😌 my unbiased predictions for the 2025 season :
🇦🇺 MV1
🇨🇳 MV1
🇯🇵 MV1
🇧🇭 MV1
🇸🇦 MV1
🇺🇸 MV1
🇮🇹 MV1
🇲🇨 MV1 or CL16
🇪🇸 MV1
🇨🇦 MV1
🇦🇹 MV1
🇬🇧 MV1
🇧🇪 MV1
🇭🇺 MV1
🇳🇱 MV1
🇮🇹 MV1
🇦🇿 MV1
🇸🇬 MV1
🇺🇸 MV1
🇲🇽 MV1
🇧🇷 MV1
🇺🇸 MV1
🇶🇦 MV1
🇦🇪 MV1
Why he's so handsome 😭😭😭😭
Me when I'm a Mercedes F1 Team driver from 2014-2016
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Lyrics
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She was a bird
I was an arrow
Both of us sure
We were sword and a sparrow
Still when we flew
We never knew
There in the air
I felt her feathers
First all at once
Then all together
When I went through
That's when I knew
I'm a killer and a killer is a bad, bad thing to be
She's a giver and a giver's even worse to folks like me
'Cause I never really wanna be the one to hurt somebody
But it just keeps happening, yeah it just keeps happening
I was a bird
He was an arrow
I was allured
By the straight and the narrow
What could I do?
His aim was true
Straight to the heart
I let it happen
I couldn't hardly
Have ever imagined that
When he went through me
He'd hate what he's doing
And make me feel stupid
For choosing him too
'Cause I'm a giver and a giver is a bad, bad thing to be
He's a killer and a killers even worse for folks like me
'Cause I never really wanna feel the hurt from anybody
But it just keeps happening, yeah it just keeps happening
Yeah it just keeps happening
Falling
Never to fly again
Darling
Together when everything's
Fading
The shade of the trees in the dark
I'm in
Love with the idea of
Dying
With you in my arms but not
Like this
We can't really help who we are
We can't really help who we are
We can't really help who we are
Damned to the end from the start
We can't really help who we are
We can't really help who we are
We can't really help who we are
Damned to the end from the start
We can't really help who we are
We can't really help who we are
We can't really help who we are
Damned to the end from the start
We can't really help who we are
She was a bird
I was an arrow
Both of us sure we were sword and a sparrow
I was a bird
He was an arrow
We can't really help who we are