ANDREW GARFIELD ━ 74th Primetime Emmys (September 12, 2022)

i have words for this and those words are "this is amazing this is gorgeous get it framed and hang it in pride of place in your home"

Literally the best part of Breaking Dawn is Renesmee getting sad that she doesn’t sparkle like the others, and Bella saying “You’re the prettiest” followed immediately by Edward saying “I have to disagree” right in front of her

Like I get Edward can’t turn off the Bella Compliment Machine but imagine being self conscious about your looks and your mom is like “oh honey I think you’re the best looking one here.” And then your dad walks in like “What? No she’s not.”

was trying to remember where i saw this fit, and then it came to me

i love him your honor

alyssamilleza 

( Oct 2021, London )

Armie Hammer trending on Twitter had me going. “Please, tell me he’s in jail this time,” before I clicked. Nope. It’s just a weird NYT article about cannibalism being relevant in modern society, and so many people asked if Hammer was making his “comeback as a journalist” that it’s trending.

STRAWBOOTY post is back 🍓

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I’ve never been clear on how much the rest of the galaxy knows about the Bene Gesserit. Like, the specifics of the Kwisatz Haderach program are presumably a secret, but everybody seems to know that they can do freaky microbiology shit like control the sex of their offspring and neutralize poison inside their bodies. They also know that they can basically mind-control people with their voices. And yet. They marry them? They willingly go “yeah sure let’s put these mysterious witches with secretive goals and freaky powers and a bizarre breeding scheme into positions of political influence at all levels, why not” and then wonder why the Bene Gesserit seem to be pulling strings in undesirable ways.

if they don't put austin butler in feyd-rautha's metal speedo from the david lynch dune i WILL burn down the theater