Please This Is So Fucking Funny And Delightful, I Feel Like I Just Opened A Wonderful Bday Gift

one thing i love about tumblr is how many florence pugh x fem!reader fics there are, thank you bless you i love you all

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I’ve never been clear on how much the rest of the galaxy knows about the Bene Gesserit. Like, the specifics of the Kwisatz Haderach program are presumably a secret, but everybody seems to know that they can do freaky microbiology shit like control the sex of their offspring and neutralize poison inside their bodies. They also know that they can basically mind-control people with their voices. And yet. They marry them? They willingly go “yeah sure let’s put these mysterious witches with secretive goals and freaky powers and a bizarre breeding scheme into positions of political influence at all levels, why not” and then wonder why the Bene Gesserit seem to be pulling strings in undesirable ways.

imagine being this close to THE timothée chalamet

he’s looking cuter than ever💗

9/1/22- IG story ✨

@thestarsaregivenonceonly god, exactly

how is this like one of his hottest looks? idk but my nose is bleeding

the main reason i hate charmie nonsense, in a few perfectly stated succinct paragraphs

in any other context the whole "everything person x does is a sign that points to their partner" would be seen as an indication of abusive dynamics in the relationship (or at the very least cause for concern). it wouldn't be applauded or indulged in by anyone with a modicum of sense. but expecting charmies to not engage in fantasies of abuse and control and dehumanisation is like expecting a fish to not swim.

They cannot allow Tim to have a single moment of triumph on his own. To them, he's always thinking about, behaving for, and pandering to Armie and his stans. The business with the TIFF jacket is so insane, I can't.

They demean Tim's entire life by making his every waking moment about a man. Never mind that it's AH. It's insulting on every level and would be for anyone whose existence has been reduced to what any adult would see as teenage behavior. Imagine believing a grown man - 27 yo and a world famous celebrity - is so obsessed with his sekrit lover that he's compelled to "leave clues" for the faithful Charmies since only they can understand and support his authentic self. JFC.

In that sense, I agree with you that the way they talk about their ship sounds like a Victorian novel written by women who've never had sex.

This has been going on for years and it still surprises me. As a Tim stan, it's maddening. I suppose their own lives are so narrow and all they have is this Charmie fantasy that they can't imagine Tim's life isn't just as narrow. It isn't.

This TIFF jacket is ridic. They are completely erasing the significance of that moment for Tim as an actor in his own right to make it all about a hug between former costars. Forget the actual significance of that suit to both Tim and Haider- Tim's first red carpet for a starring lead role in a suit by Haider as a designer on his own. It was their first foray together as their own men. Wearing it yesterday, I can guaran-fucking-tee it had fuckall to do with Armie Hammer.

following star wars blogs is an absolute minefield. the byfs are on another level. "DNI if you support max rebos annexation of naboo" this and "DNI if you ship r2d2 x anakin" that. girl i just want to see the lightsabers

TALK YO SHIT LAUREN!

i have words for this and those words are "this is amazing this is gorgeous get it framed and hang it in pride of place in your home"

via @shuploc