I'll Let Hell Freeze Over Before I Miss The Warmth Of You In My Arms

amazing guys, gay sex for the win, Sher(lock) Holmes would be proud

Across the Spider-Verse Art by John Patrick Gañas

(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes

Same I'm reblogging cus I'll forget once October comes

💀 Monsterfucker Demon Slayer 💀

Boys and girls of legal age, wouldn't you like to see something strange?

OwO What's this?

This is an event where authors unite to write the monsterfucking fics of their dreams

Any Demon Slayer character is welcome, any monster type is welcome!

How can I take part?

Tag your fics with #demon slayer 2023 monster october or tag @monster-october-kny-2023 and they will be shared here!

Let us share the joy of fucking monsters this October of 2023~

All used dividers were created by the amazing @benkeibear

Let's face it,

Having an enemy sounds waaaayyy more interesting than having a soulmate. I want somebody to deeply stare into my eyes with passion as they insult me, and I stare back just as deeply and passionate while also insulting them. Somebody that I have LOTS of Tension™ with.

Life's boring and predictable. Give me someone that's the opposite of that, not someome that the universe decided to pair me up with.

In other words, fuck kisses! I WANNA FIGHT!!!

Decided to try out one of those creams for nipple sensitivity, it’s supposed to give a tingling sensation that increases with moisture or air blowing on it but I accidentally got it on my tdick and Fuck it’s so intense. I’m fully clothed and not even touching myself but I can just feel myself dripping and the wetter I get, the more intense it feels.

In love and it Hurts

When someone doesn’t want you, you automatically think that it’s you. You question what someone else may have that you don’t. What have they done that you won’t? It’s a sickening process. To love someone unreciprocated is heartbreaking. Every hour of the day they cross your mind. You want to update them on every little detail throughout your day. With hopes that they will care. You want them to show complete interest in your daily well-being. It may not be likely. You know that. You still care. You justify every action they take in attempt to push you away. You feel deeply that if you just show them a little more love and attention they will finally come to their senses and appreciate you in return. The thought is nice. But they are hopes. With this love you are not realistic. With this love you look for the silver lining. Deep down you know, there will never be one. 

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

Making a boy cum in his pants and then praising him for being such a good slut is therapy