James: When Regulus Is Mad At Me I Tighten The Lids On All Our Jars So He Has To Ask Me For Help

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 32

Barty: *holding coca-cola*

James: is that open? Can I have it?

Barty: it’s open and I’ve started drinking it

James: die

Barty: 😊

James: don’t be so happy. Die. Die bigly.

Barty: I’m happy I got Coke

James: I’m happy your gonna die at 2:47am

“Slut era” except I’m crying about how buckbeak got a trail and Sirius black didn’t

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 4

James: are you having family issues?

Regulus: no I’m having criminal issues.

I ship Ronance and Jancy the same way I ship Jily and Jegulus.

I think both pairings are cute but I would go out of my way to read a Ronance/Jegulus fic where as if a fic I’m reading has jancy or jily, I’ll be like “awe cute” and move on. I love them both and their love can coexist in my brain for all I care

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 42… or 43

Remus: guys hear me out… young Albus Dumbledore

Mary: I hate that it’s true

James: wait… what is he really that fine?

Remus: *shows image of young dumbledore*

James: HOLY MOLY!

Sirius: shiiiit… Mary your right I really do hate that it’s true

Marlene: I’d turn straight for him to be honest

Peter & Lily: *doesnt find him attractive at all*

love when fanfic writers are like “I love this character” & proceed to put them through shit even God has blacklisted, baby the middle ages called they want to hear your ideas

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 3

Marlene: do your organs ever just vibrate, like does you pancreas ever decide to just like AAAAAH

Lily & Mary: what the fuck

Lily: Are any of you straight?

Remus:

Sirius:

Barty:

Evan:

Regulus: *raises hand slowly*

James: *grabs Regulus’ hand, interlocks their fingers and brings it back down with a smirk*

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 38

Pandora: my brother just called me a stupid head

Barty: your are a stupid head though

Pandora: no you are

Barty: D: why would you say that!

Pandora: because you are

Marauders era character as things my friends have said part 39

Mary: I was at my aunts house and she just randomly died, like girly could’ve told me she didn’t want me there

Lily: WHAT?

Mary: Pookie dropped at stopped