James Says “I Love You” To Every Single One Of His Friends All The Time. The Only Person He Never

Marauders beetlejuice au??

Barbara & Adam Maitland -> James and Lily

Beetlejuice -> Sirius

Lydia deetz -> regulus

Otho -> Peter

Bernard(briefly mentioned, othos help) -> Remus

Charles & Delia deetz -> Walburga and Orion

Juno(the Maitland’s caseworker) -> Marlene

Jane butterfield (real estates agent) -> Mary

Shrunken head guy -> pandora

(I don’t know where Dorcas, barty or Evan could be mentioned but someone could make it work)

James: People would rather top a twink than stop and think

Peter: Look in the mirror

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 28

Lily: I DONT KNOW HOW IM GONNA DO MY HAIR FOR PHOTO DAY!

Remus: I’ve just come to terms with my hair being shit

Sirius (lovingly): I wish I had you hair

Marlene: Remus, detach it like a Lego character and give it to Sirius

the difference between regulus and sirius is that regulus is a pervert and sirius is a slut

Marauders era character as things my friends have said part 39

Mary: I was at my aunts house and she just randomly died, like girly could’ve told me she didn’t want me there

Lily: WHAT?

Mary: Pookie dropped at stopped

love when fanfic writers are like “I love this character” & proceed to put them through shit even God has blacklisted, baby the middle ages called they want to hear your ideas

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 12? I think.

*regulus removed a silencing charm he had on Barty and evan*

Barty: whew, that was scary

Evan: yup

*places silencing charm back on them*

(This was in my gc when I removed there ability to talk 😃)

Marauders era charcters as thing my friends have said part 1

James: Remus, if you could date me or Sirius. Who would you pick?

Remus (almost immediately): Sirius

Sirius: wait what

sirius “and I can go anywhere I want / anywhere I want, just not home” black

regulus “and my words shoot to kill when I'm mad / I have a lot of regrets about that” black

james “I can change everything about me to fit in” potter

remus “i knew you'd linger like a tattoo kiss, i knew you would haunt all of my what-ifs / the smell of smoke would hang around this long 'cause I knew everything when i was young” lupin

sirius “i didn't know if you'd care if i came back / i have a lot of regrets about that” black

regulus “and if I'm on fire, you'll be made of ashes too” black

james “and you know damn well, for you i would ruin myself / a million little times” potter

remus “I'm still a believer but I don't know why / i’ve never been a natural all I do is try try try” lupin