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Thorin: EVERYONE HAS TO LOOK FOR THE ARKENSTONE
Thorin: except for bilbo
Thorin: EVERYONE GET READY FOR BATTLE
Thorin: bilbo you need to wear this shirt that is the second most valuable thing in the mountain so you don't get hurt
Thorin: EVERYONE IN HERE IS AGAINST ME
Thorin: except for you bilbo you would never betray me
Thorin: EVERYONE SUCKS EXCEPT FOR BILBO
Thorin: bilbo you are now my husband no take backsies
Bakugou makes the claim that he's a bigger All Might fan than Deku is, and this really pisses Deku off. He starts listing every single piece of merch he has, and sure, a lot of it Katsuki has as well, but he stopped collecting merch years ago while Izuku is still going strong! But the entire time Katsuki just sits there with an infuriating smirk, nodding along, the entire time claiming he's still the bigger fan.
Finally Izuku just throws up his hands and demands to know what makes him the bigger fan.
"I have a one of a kind piece of All Might merch no one else in the world has, worth a shit ton more than your crappy collection."
And Izuku's brain just starts trying to figure out what piece Katsuki could have, how much it's worth, where he got it -
Katsuki leans forward and gives him a long, hard kiss, shutting down his brain like always.
"I've got his heir."
A few seconds of stunned silence while his brain tries to reboot before
"KACCHAN!"
getting a guaranteed chance to save someone youāve seen die over and over is not something to take lightly,,!! also, shout-out to @hellsangel921 for prompting this Bā) ///smooches
hm had no hard feelings dw, I wouldnāt do that to them <3
Unfinished. Won't finish.
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Was spending my time trying to get used to procreate. happy valentinesā¤ļø hereās a messy doodle cus I have no motivation to finish anythingš
Izuku and Bakugo, sitting in silence:
Izuku: If at some point today, I stand up, scream āI canāt take it anymore,ā and jump through a closed window, donāt be surprised.
Bakugo: Donāt be surprised if I jump out after you.
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21+Iāve had this account over 9 years and maybe used it 10 times. This is your Cringe Warning.
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