Foxy×Chica ^ω^ (style by pole-bear)
They are so cute! I love them!!
Thorin: EVERYONE HAS TO LOOK FOR THE ARKENSTONE
Thorin: except for bilbo
Thorin: EVERYONE GET READY FOR BATTLE
Thorin: bilbo you need to wear this shirt that is the second most valuable thing in the mountain so you don't get hurt
Thorin: EVERYONE IN HERE IS AGAINST ME
Thorin: except for you bilbo you would never betray me
Thorin: EVERYONE SUCKS EXCEPT FOR BILBO
Thorin: bilbo you are now my husband no take backsies
-i have it massively headcanoned that english is actually ryan’s second language
- like imagine the crew’s just running around one day on the town, just doin their own business, when they’re nearing an ammunition store and ryan just goes “oh, wait, je veux– shit, i want to stop in there.” and they just write it off as a flub for the first minute before gavin tentatively speaks up from next to him. “ryan… was that… french??”
- everyone suddenly turns on him and he just blushes the deepest shade of red like “uh… yup. yeah. that was… french.”
- and they discover that french is actually ryan’s first language, and he can still speak it pretty fluently
- cue gavin urging ‘say something in french’ every other second and ryan ALWAYS replying with ‘quelque chose’
- ryan now being more comfortable with them knowing that he learnt english as a second language so he can attempt to say bigger sentences
- but every so often when he’s talking about something passionately he just slips into french, and when he goes, ‘yknow????’ at the end expectantly, ray has to shake his head and reply ‘you started speaking french ten minutes ago and all i got out of that was ice skating. i think.’
- ryan not knowing the english for some words so he’ll have to stop and mumble quietly to himself ‘fuck… what was that fucking word again…’ and he always hates being caught like this but ray thinks it’s the most adorable thing since baby animals
- michael had ALMOST convinced him that the word for ‘shooting’ was ‘masturbating’
- ryan quietly singing french songs to ray when he’s curled up next to him in one of his giant hoodies
- at some point the crew just collectively really pisses him off so he goes an entire two weeks speaking french and nothing but.
- “ryan, pass the salt”
- “désolé, je ne sais pas. je ne parle pas anglais. est-ce que tu veux la poivre?”
- “ryan i will fucking fire you”
- ryan forgetting that he’s speaking french and just fluently answering someone’s english question (and then being really flustered when he realizes he’s been speaking french)
- what’s weird is that he wasn’t actually born in france? so no one knows why he learnt french. he just did.
Separation anxiety
Those damn eyes.
http://markiplier.tumblr.com/post/109904606830/hey-guys-im-really-sorry-to-bring-this-sad-news
Hey guys, I’m really sorry to bring this sad news to the forefront but it needs to be known. Monty Oum of Rooster Teeth passed away. I only had the chance to meet him once so I can’t speak as though I am his close friend but I know a few people at Rooster Teeth and he was very close to many of my...
this is 100% of how they would act when they were kids
All Might: Today I realized I’m old Midnight: What happened? All Might: I fell in the cafeteria and instead of laughing, Bakugou came to see if I was okay Midnight: Oh no... All Might: I saw the fear in his eyes
Taking responsibility
Sleepy time
21+I’ve had this account over 9 years and maybe used it 10 times. This is your Cringe Warning.
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