#WHAT HAPPENED IN FUCKING BUDAPEST FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK

#WHAT HAPPENED IN FUCKING BUDAPEST FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK

I'd like to see a Hawkeye and Black Widow origins trilogy. It could be called Budapest.

Film One; Title: Hawkeye - How Clint Remembers It. Synopsis: Clinton Francis Barton's life from childhood, to orphanage, to the circus, to S.H.I.E.L.D, to recruiting Natasha, to Budapest, to the Avengers. (His memory of Budapest is 'we are overwhelmed but if we keep calm and kill the enemy we'll get through')

Film Two; Title: Black Widow - How Natasha Remembers It. Synopsis: Natasha Romanoff from the Red Room, her most important kills, to being recruited by Clint to S.H.I.E.L.D, to Budapest, to the Avengers. (Her memory of Budapest is 'killing my enemies is fun and I'm glad I'm on the good side')

Film Three; Title: What Really Happened - What Happens at Budapest, Stays at Budapest. Synopsis: lots of screaming, blood and explosions. 'Shoot anything that moves in a vaguely suspicious manner!'. 

Bonus; Stan Lee Cameo: Natasha and Clint are walking through S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ, Stan Lee is a janitor. He shakes his head at Clint " really? Another one? You have to stop recruiting Hits, Agent Barton" and Clint's all like "Fury won't mind". Natasha and Clint leave and janitor!Stan Lee mutters "kids" in exasperation.