Flower--hermit - Psudo Abandoned Blog, Might Accidentally Post To It Tho

Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?

Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?

new cryptid everyone!

New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.

There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.

If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:

"I like your shoelaces."

The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:

"Thanks! I stole them from the president."

I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.

&ILOVEYOUTOO<3

how old are you abbeeeeee

As old as you want me to be....

(I've been waiting a long time to use that image, but seriously though, 18. Why? Did you want me to purchase an alcohol for you?)  

sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked