Duolingo Spreading The Good Word

Derpy is best news anchor

This is just going to be a fun thing for me to do in my spare time. I'll try to update at least once a week, if I can.

ok i'll push you to the store then we can hit the cashier with your chair

And then...  

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have

One evening, in the sky, a message appeared: “In 24 hours, a billionaire will die.” Everyone everywhere on Earth could see it, in every language. Nobody could explain it. The next day, one of the richest men passed away. “In 24 hours, 2 billionaires…”

Left over randomness from: "MMMystery on the friendship express".

Did you know that in 2011 a bizarre underwater “icicle of death” was filmed by a BBC crew? They did it using timelapse cameras, under the ice at Little Razorback Island, near Antarctica’s Ross Archipelago. The icy phenomenon, called a brinicle, is caused by cold, sinking brine, which is more dense than the rest of the sea water. When salt-rich water leaks out of sea ice, it sinks into the sea and can occasionally create an eerie finger of ice. Brinicles are found in both the Arctic and the Antarctic.

Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?

Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?